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Jul 25, 2014 / 114,080 notes

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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Jul 25, 2014 / 465,244 notes

ckents:

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BUT I’M JUST A BRIDGE.

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Jul 25, 2014 / 101,120 notes
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Jul 23, 2014 / 45,835 notes

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Jul 23, 2014 / 64,190 notes

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

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Jul 23, 2014 / 432,111 notes

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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Jul 23, 2014 / 328,875 notes

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Jul 23, 2014 / 233,358 notes

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

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Jul 23, 2014 / 163,310 notes

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Jul 23, 2014 / 110,705 notes

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

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Jul 23, 2014 / 348,027 notes

arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

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Jul 23, 2014 / 135,286 notes

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

Is that Steve Irwin?

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Jul 23, 2014 / 98,291 notes

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magicul:

nice pickup line but do I know u
Jul 23, 2014 / 16,458 notes

magicul:

nice pickup line but do I know u

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